How to use a condom

How to use a condom
Before Sex
- Use a new condom every time you have sex. These guys are not reusable. (There is a joke about that… It goes. How do you reuse a condom? A: Turn it inside out and wash the F**K out of it). Funny? Not really and it isn’t true either. Use a new condom every time.

- Put the condom on the penis as soon as the penis gets hard. Do this before foreplay, before the penis gets anywhere near any body opening (this is to avoid exposure to ANY body fluid that can carry infection).

- Putting the condom on can be difficult. First gently open the package. Don’t tear the condom in half in your haste. If you have properly completed step 2, you should be pretty excited, but remember if you ruin that condom, things could start to shrivel up on you. After you have the condom open figure out which way it needs to face to be put on properly. The rolled-up ring has to go on the outside so that you can roll it down your penis.

- Squeeze the tip gently so that you don’t trap any air inside it, and so that you leave room for the semen after you come. Hold the tip while you unroll the condom. Unroll it all the way down to the hair. For you Italian guys (like your author) going down to the hair first hair isn’t going to cut it. Roll it down to near the base of your penis. Don’t roll it down far enough to stuff your balls into it, just far enough down so that you will be able to handle it properly after orgasm (see next step).

After Sex
- While your penis is still hard, right after you come, hold the condom in place (this is possible because you have rolled the condom far enough down your penis) with your fingers and pull out slowly. This will avoid spilling any semen.

- Turn and move completely away. This is a good time to say, "Time to powder my nose" or something to that effect.

- Dispose of the condom properly. Unfortunately, they are not flushable. This means you have to throw it away. To prevent an incredible sticky mess, you may want to wrap it in some tissues or toilet paper or something.

- Wash yourself up. Washing with soap and water can help prevent the spread of disease.

- Afterplay is an important part of a healthy relationship. Separating yourself from your partner with a thin layer of latex should not mean that you have no attachment. Try to minimize the disruption in your relationship that condoms cause. Doing so can help you maintain a healthy attitude toward their use and can help build a healthy relationship.